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jokes




Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can
there be greater than this one?"
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here was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets.
She yelled at him,Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman

The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, She's not only bald, but she's too cheap to buy any perfume
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Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."

Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents
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Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and
lighten your burden.

Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.

Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.